Golf Limerick: My Golf Ball Persistently Curves off to the Right

The slice is the bane of most high handicappers.  Of course, golf course designers know this and place fairway bunkers about 200 yards off the tee, on the right.  "It's a strong course," you bravely say as you trudge towards your white ball in a sea of sand...

My golf ball persistently curves off to the right.
My banana slice gets old, not a pretty sight.
Seems every damn hole
Is set up just so
I'm left in the sand--just a speck of white.

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